clintondenies

Here is the text of of Clinton's speech reversals, according to my interpretation, of course (forward speech phrases listed in reverse order):

...for the American people. (You can earn me this.)

And I need to go back to work... (Her wish got a book to deny.)

These allegations are false. (Soft frogs initiate the lysine.) (Reference to Archer Daniel Midland price fixing scandal???)

Not a single time, never! (When I finesse Sadan) (Saddam?)

I never told anybody to lie. (I wish that I'd been divorced already now.)

Miss Lewinsky. (It's Nielsen.)

...relations with that woman, (I don't know whether she's yellow...)

I did not have sexual... (...or just there standin' up.)