3/10/03

How to Damn Spell

(THAT'S THE HAGUE MUSEUM, YOU DRUNKEN MORON).

I know, I know.

(I KEPT TELLING YOU TO GO BACK AND FIX IT BEFORE YOU GOT ALL BEERED UP AND FORGOT, BUT-)

I got all beered up and forgot.

(AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME IDIOT. HOW COULD YOU SPELL IT "HAIG" IN THE FIRST PLACE?)

I haven't been feeling well, okay?

(WELL, I'M MORTIFIED).

Look, I'll tell everyone it was my mistake, for crying out loud. Okay?

(OKAY).

It was my mistake misspelling the Hague Museum and the Deth Falcon had nothing to do with it.

(SOMEDAY, BUDDY . . . )