7/1/02

Giddy Little Mister Sunshine

Hey

I don't know what giddy little lollipop sucking Mister Sunshine got in here last night talking about how he's gonna be more positive, but he's already being put to the damn test.

I still have a job (and I'm touched and flattered at all the responses already in when I got home a little while ago, wanting to know what happened at work today, not quite on the level of the Masked Fornicator response, but still in double figures, and no, Ric, {who are you?} while I'm glad you find it entertaining, my life is not like a living soap opera, I don't get laid anywhere near enough for that, and I'm ALREADY my own evil twin). Went in this morning and it was like nothing ever happened Friday. Looked in my charts and all my billing had been changed by Kris, the - whatever she is, Queen of all CCIL Secretaries, or something. Went to David kind of hopeful, "So this means I'm fired?" "No." "You said Friday if I didn't change my billing I was fired." "Yeah, man, I'm really sorry about that, I hope you're not still mad." WHAT?! I think I'm going to go in tomorrow and piss in his fucking ear, I'll probably get promoted.

Don't think it's going to be much of an issue, I think the company's going down. It's no damn wonder, turned in my expenses this morning, they were still huge, I abused their asses hard on the terms of my staying (and I know there's some CCIL folk who resent the hell out of me for it too, don't think it's any of you getting this, at least you haven't acted like it, I do know it's one of the things Jean V. is all bent over, what she really needs is bent over and worn the fuck out, but I ain't the man for that job). Anyway, between the salary increase, and the expenses they're still paying, I cost them more in June than I did in April. If they hadn't tried to fuck me I'd almost feel bad. Nah . . .

Later- hey, I'm smiling.

Bill