8/12/04 Summer's Almost Gone
Hey Been ten days since the last one of these, but it seems like I just did one, I guess from where I sort of got out of the habit over the summer. Anyway, here's another, gird your fucking loins. I've had a pretty good summer, all things considered. Certainly ate well, the DF went up from 207 to 218, but it was all hard weight, so it's cool. (I'M HAPPY WITH IT). The girls go back to live with Gandhi and the Baltimwhore this
Saturday, to return for visits God knows when, What's Bill drinking? Nasty old Budweiser, have to say I've broken down a couple times and bought Bud this past month or so, looking to get strictly buzzed up and nothing more, and just didn't feel like spending the money on good beer. Drank a Rogue Ale the other day, that Chris left here, didn't really care for it, a little too bitter, but I also saw where it was made in Oregon, and I have grudges against both Oregon and Washington (State) dating back to Loretta's running around days, so maybe the bile was already in my mouth.
Also watched old Rich in "Madigan", a typical- which means pretty good- late 60's cop movie, love how they're still wearing their pork pie hats. This had Chris' fave Inger Stevens looking good, also underrated Sheree North (I saw her topless in some magazine back in the 70's and she had GREAT tits, almost took my damn breath) and Susan Clark, who I never really rated cos I remember her from "Webster"- dear God, now there was a show, and I don't say that because it was good, had this, HEY, that reminds me, any of you guys who know any midgets- I'm being 100% serious here- have 'em get in touch with me, I need a midget for something, anyway, "Webster" had this midget kid, he was about a foot tall or so- and also cos she married Alex Karras, but she looks really good in this as well.
Gonna go see "Alien Vs. Predator" this Friday night, (we in the know call it AVP), now THAT'S my kinds of movie. May come home disappointed, but the previews look great- dark (visually, you know damn well it's gonna be dark thematically) but I don't care, looking forward to it. Still more movie stuff, had a Movie Club out here last Saturday- for various reasons I just never could get it up to have a cook out here this summer, don't really expect to be here next summer, so another opportunity missed, but we'll see. It was good, Doug and Rosa unfortunately couldn't make it, but Chris and Deb and Ron were out, also Joe and Charlie, got 'em all out in the ring for a little working out before the movies- by the way, Ron's a natural, he was born to be a master of the ring, looks and moves just like a little Ric Flair. WHOOOO!
Also watched "Spinal Tap" for the 999th time. One more time and the world explodes. Either that, or just our heads.
Me and the girls and my parents are going out for breakfast at- sigh- IHOP, on Friday. Hope I remember my midgetizer. It looks like there's no way I can dodge a trip to Martinsburg this fall, so all of you who get your sadistic kicks reading about my Dad driving me absolutely bug fuck nuts- you know who you are- there should be a new installment soon. I've also been asked about Al, again, I haven't spent the normal amount of time with him this summer. I was there Monday when this lady called from this trailer park in Florida where he owns a trailer that they're trying to sell for him. I tried to talk to her for Al, she was snotty as SHIT, "I can only talk to him", okay, whatever. After Al asks her about 6 times who she is and what she wants, he finally understands she's found a buyer for his trailer, so Al then goes off on this extended rant about the guy who had been living in the trailer, rent free- "I hope the bastard gets run over by a truck and can't get back up off the ground", (I hear ya, Al), they go around on this subject for a while, she finally gets to where she can tell him about the sale, they go around about THIS for awhile, she gives him all the details, which he's not happy about, thinks their commission is too high- Al is as cheap a mother fucker as you're ever gonna find, but in this I totally agree with him, it is too high- after all kinds of abuse- he'll call her a crook, then apologize, repeatedly- she's at last getting ready to hang up, and Al goes "WHO is this? And what do you want?" So THEN she asks to speak with me. I gave her a bad time, "I thought you said you couldn't talk to me? No, I'm sorry, you really do need to talk to Al about this stuff", but ONLY cos she was such a goddamn bitch to start with, she's finally like "But he can't remember anything I tell him". "NO FUCKING SHIT! Which is what I tried to tell you 20 minutes ago." Some people. In other news- (I KNOW YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO PREACH, BUT I'M REALLY DREADING THE GIRLS LEAVING. I'M GONNA WORRY ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME, AND YOU'RE GONNA WORRY ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL DRINKY AND SOFT AGAIN, AND WHERE DOES THAT FUCKING LEAVE ME? ALL DRINKY AND SOFT TOO, GODDAMMIT). Not necessarily. As Da Vinci said, "He who is alone is his own man." (WHAT THE FUCK DID HE KNOW?) Quite a lot, actually. He was a very bright, very talented fucker. (COULD HE WRESTLE?) I think he invented wrestling. (I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE GREEKS). No, they invented butt fucking. They just called it wrestling. (THOSE GREEKS . . . ). Really. Reminds me of a funny Greek joke, don't feel like typing out the whole thing, the punch line is, "But don't you want to have kids?", figure out the rest yourself.
Them, actually. (GOOD, COS I TOLD YOU THAT JOKE). So you did. As for wrestling, I know I said I wasn't going to buy XMCW, but I'm now leaning more and more in that direction. What the fuck, you know? No DF action since last issue, probably next in the ring, officially,
8/28 at the XMCW show in Nitro. Susan (official XMCW photog) took some
cool DF entrance photos, I sent Joe the links, he can put them here. He
can also run a couple others if he wants, including one of him standing
next to a very hot looking Pampered Booty (who's seeming to get a thing
for the DF, and I'm not the only one to notice). Got a e-mail from
Juggulator, he showed a tape of the tack bat match to Arpin, who runs
NWA-Tristate, he wants me and Juggs to tag, says if we do he'll put the
belts on us. I'm sort of ambivalent- Arpin is not a man of his word, and I
don't know if I want to drive all over the northern parts of the state-
Tri-State works Parkersburg and above, and boy isn't this a change from a
few years ago, when I was, if not happily, at least willingly, running off
to MD and Ohio just to scuffle with idiots like Punkazz, or up to PA to
get hit with light tubes and barbed wire- but I like Juggs, and we could
be a killer tag team. On that subject, a couple of OLD, old school readers have noted that there hasn't been a summer poll, like we've had the past two summers. For you newcomers, 2 years ago we voted on which butterfly man was cooler (Blue or Psychedelic, Blue won) and last summer- has it really been that long?- we voted on which comic team name- The Doom Patrol, The Justice Machine, Strikeforce Morituri, or The Alien Legion- was the coolest, this being won handily by The Alien Legion ( I picked Doom Patrol).
1. The Hell Bound 2. The Fool Killers 3. The New Rydas or, for a fourth option, come up with one yourselves (please).
This is way inspiring shit, late in the day as it may be, I can still look at way young Dave Davies playing his Flying V with his hand stuck through the V and go, "YES, goddammit, yes, that is is exactly why I wanted to play the guitar, why I continue to play the goddamn guitar, and why I will never, ever stop playing the goddamn guitar." If I could only take one band's catalog with me to a desert island it would without question be the Kinks- I know Ray wrote some clunkers, any man who'd use "Wickey wack wack woo" as a lyric line needs some rest- but to my mind nobody has as varied and listenable a bunch of music to their credit as my boys the Kinks.
This does not include posting the newsletter, that will be Joe's job until there are no more newsletters (or else either no Bill or Joe), his own twisted perspective is too important to the overall NL experience. Wondering if I've done wrong Heard a couple of young yuppie boys talking in Books A Million last week, they were fucking STOKED about the Olympics, and the upcoming college football season. I think they're goddamn idiots, but I was also perversely jealous as fuck. The Olympics haven't had any actual meaning in years, and college football- fucking PLEASE- it would take a stone fool to give a good goddamn about that abortion the media likes to call college football- but these guys were so genuinely hopped up, and I thought it must really be nice to be able to get that truly worked up over something so mundane, especially something so easily accessible. Just turn on your TV, for fuck's sake. Forget WHAT they were worked up about, their passion was what spoke to me. Wish I could get that worked up about something so easy.
Think I'm getting tired, gonna go to bed, get ready for a deluge after the girls leave, finally the long promised "Why Bill Hates Fucking Work" and other essays. Or was that "Why Bill Fucking Hates Work"? Whatever. I'm flashing back into my pan Later Bill
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