An Irishman with a bum leg hobbles into a bar and asks for a Whiskey. The Irishman looks down toward the end of the bar and says, "Barkeep, is that Jesus?" The bartender nods, and the Irishman tells him to give Jesus a whiskey also.

Next a blind Mexican comes in. He canes his way over to the bar and asks for tequila. The Irishman nudges him and says, "Jesus is down at the end of the bar." The Mexican says, "Barkeep, I want to buy Jesus a tequila, too."

Then a West Virginian comes in and says,"Give me a cold one. Hey, is that Jesus down there?" The barkeep nods, and the West Virginian tells him to give Jesus a cold one, too.

As Jesus gets up to leave, he walks over to the Irishman and says, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman feels the strength come back to his leg.  He thanks Jesus and dances a jig out the door.

Jesus goes to the Mexican and says, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Mexican blinks a few times, regains his sight and hooks a ride down to Home Depot to look for work.

Jesus approaches the West Virginian, who jumps back, palms forward, and shouts, "Don't touch me Jesus, I'm drawin' disability!"