Are you kidding?--II The “Oops” Files The newest in blue The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread, and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Memorial Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. Ushers will eat latecomers. Miss Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals. On the main page of the Internet web site for the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada: "In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada." Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All." The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Announcement: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals."

The agenda was adopted. The minutes were approved. The financial secretary gave a grief report. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience." The “Over 60s Choir” will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church. The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which fell upon her. 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, “The Lord Knows Why.” Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. On Wednesday, the Ladies' Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed," accompanied by the Pastor. We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let's sing "Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow." A song listed in the Church Bulletin at the Nazarene Church in Little Rock, Arkansas; in connection with a sermon on God's mantle..."Let's God Mangle Fall on Me." This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. Today's Sermon: “How Much Can a Man Drink?” With hymns from a full choir. Due to the rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: God Is Good--Dr. Hargreaves is better. This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship. Said during a congregational prayer when leading prayer for unsaved loved ones: “Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.” Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time. “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.” On a church postcard: “I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I would like a personal call.” Church sign: “Jesus Saves!” Safeway sign across the street: “Safeway saves you more!” ~ Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. 

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. 

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict. 

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. 

Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. 

Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week. 

The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service, we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.

Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. 

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. 

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." 

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early. Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor. Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All those wishing to become little mothers, please meet the minister in his study. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belser. Back to “Are You Kidding?”Are_You_Kidding.htmlshapeimage_4_link_0