A Pig
in a MIG
by James Ebb Huggins, Jr.
Hussein the great had
some old MIGs, which were in a deplorable condition.
He got upgrades from the Bear with funds to spare and put the UN in
a terrible position.
What would the UN do if Hussein got new MIGs? Who would meet
these terrible threats?
You can bet your sweet ass that the ones to go will be those with great
skill and flashy jets.
That means that our guys are involved again, in a non war once more
to win.
But they are always ready to meet the test, to put an end to a tyrant's
sin.
The newspapers
ask Peyt what he thought of the plot, what trouble would
the MIGs send?
Peyt did not
hesitate, he spoke right up, and told this story from
front to end.
"You can upgrade a
MIG and fill the cockpit with a pig, if you just
want to make it fly".
"But when you get
through, you have a pig in a MIG, and lot's of MIG
pilots to die".
This put an end to
the terrible spin of the MIGs being sold to Hussein
the great.
So if you want the
straight poop, you know who to ask, just check with
my good friend Peyt.
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