A Pig in a MIG
by James Ebb Huggins, Jr.

Hussein the great had some old MIGs, which were in a deplorable condition.
He got upgrades from the Bear with funds to spare and put the UN in a terrible  position.
What would the UN do if Hussein got new MIGs?  Who would meet these terrible threats?
You can bet your sweet ass that the ones to go will be those with great skill and  flashy jets.
That means that our guys are involved again, in a non war once more to win.
But they are always ready to meet the test, to put an end to a tyrant's sin.

The newspapers ask Peyt what he thought of the plot, what trouble would the MIGs send?
Peyt did not hesitate, he spoke right up, and told this story from front to end.
"You can upgrade a MIG and fill the cockpit with a pig, if you just want to make it fly".
"But when you get through, you have a pig in a MIG, and lot's of MIG pilots to die".
This put an end to the terrible spin of the MIGs being sold to Hussein the great.
So if you want the straight poop, you know who to ask, just check with my good friend Peyt.
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