The Dog Do Do Bag
by James Ebb Huggins, Jr.

The dog "do do" bag is a high tech addition, to the high tech things we possess.
It's light to carry and smells real good, when you have to clean up dog mess.
It comes in a little plastic container, which is as cute as it can be
And looks just like a small jewelry box, with colors that are pleasant to see

It's easy to use under normal conditions, but there is a hazard that must be pointed out.
A hidden danger that is of great concern, and if encountered will make you pout.
The problem develops when the dog has done, what dogs usually do
On a little old lady's freshly mowed lawn, with her on the porch looking at you.
It's difficult to say "good morning", when your dog has just dumped on her yard,
And puts you in an embarrassing position, picking up dog mess after being caught off guard.

The problem is getting the bag deployed, while being exposed to the extreme stress
Of her sitting there glaring at you, as you pick up dog poop saying, "God bless".
The little old lady may not like religious stuff, but what else can one say
To decrease her glare, to show her you care, to tell her you hope she has a nice day.
What else can one possibly do you say, when under such pressure from an old nag,
But pick up the poop with a smile on your face, giving thanks for the dog "do do" bag.
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