Where to start? I spent a long
time tracking this hard-to-find cult flick down. I even had to buy the damn
thing on VHS and I don’t even have a VCR anymore. But I had finally found it
and when it was in my hands I was like a schoolgirl at an NSYNC concert, my
panties were wet and I was screaming... Sorry, anyway. I borrowed
someone’s VCR and got comfy and pressed play.
For 20 minutes I sat there watching random nudity and poorly edited/thrown
together sex scenes, wondering what the hell it is I am staring at? In fact
it was kinda embarrassing and sure enough someone walks in and asked me what
I was watching. I could only say I
have no f’ing clue.
To the plot we go! So eventually, there’s this cop that shows up and there
is a girl and also some female cult leader and they fight and the cult
leader brainwashes girls into lesbian sex and dude – I don’t know what the
hell is going on. I am not even going
to try to kid you, folks. In fact the above kinda sounds okay for an Asian
trash cinema flick, but it is most definitely NOT. This thing is so poorly
edited and slopped together I think even if I was a 13 year old with no
access to porn, I’d still shut this shit
off and go back to the Penny’s catalogue.
The only good thing about this movie is it had one great lesbian scene and
you could see bush. That’s how lame this movie is – that is the only good
thing I can say and I feel like a shit head for saying it. No real plot,
bad editing, bad direction, bad film
quality, bad acting, bad music and I am talking really bad music too.
I could kick myself for hunting this movie down for so many years and I feel
like I have fallen victim to Candid camera or something. The joke was on me
and I paid $20.oo for a VHS tape in this day and age. UHG!
A review by Don Prentiss
