Masters of Horror: Sick Girl

Directed by Lucky McKee
I've been a McKee fan for quite sometime now but I
must regretfully say that his outing that is Sick Girl , for the Masters of
horror , is his worst film to date. Now don't get me wrong. The cinematic
angles and lighting were phenomenal but the story itself was outright
worthless!
Angela Bettis' portrayal of shy and lesbian
etymologist Ida Teeter of The McNaughton Museum of Natural History was my
biggest gripe about this film. Generally a superb actress her acting in this
film just sucks. It seemed to me that she was going for a female version of
Forest Gump but bombed overly. The story itself is pretty freakin sweet.but
I feel her acting in this one was its downfall.. She collects "pets" as she
calls them but there nothing more then your average every day insect. When
she meets Misty, played by the lovely Misty Mundae, she quickly falls in
love with the one who will accept her so called pet choices. Receiving a
dangerous species form a doctor overseas she still moves Misty into her pad.
Well the bug escapes and embeds itself into their bed pillow. While Ida is
at work Misty relaxes on the bed. On that fateful nite the bug does what its
known to do , which is penetrate the beginning of many of Mistys' orifices
laying its spawn. Once you get to this point it pretty much just dies off
from there.
There's really nothing more that I want to waste my
time saying about this film other then its crap and I'm amazed McKee did
something as shitty as this!