On June 26, 2004, while providing his world renowned leadership and protection to the citizens of Ruston during the 2004 Peach Festival, Jerry learned a very, very valuable lesson. He would like to share this lesson now with all of his friends and acquaintances in hopes of making their lives just a little less complicated.

How NOT to TRY to kill a horsefly inside your patrol car!!!

(Since this bit of information was first posted here on Jerry's web site,
we've learned that the ferocious horsefly ESCAPED!!)


Ah, but behind every dark cloud, there is a silver lining!! As a result of Jerry's accident, he now has a new piece of high tech equipment added to his extensive crime fighting arsenal.