Title:  ‘Daniel Does Customs’

 

Drabble phrase:  ‘Oh I don’t think so.’

 

Rated:  G

Word count:  100

Spoilers:  None

 

Jack scowled, “Daniel, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

You don’t trust me…ME!?  And after all we’ve been through?!”

 “Jack, methinks you’re protesting waayy too much...”    

“Danny, and meknowest that you’re CHICKEN!” 

Affronted, Daniel stammered,  “That’s just…just…MEAN!”

 “I’m a Colonel…I’m supposed to be MEAN.  Besides, this is

YOUR area of expertise.”    

“I’m a linguist, an archeologist -- NOT an anthropologist.  

Everything I study is either dusty or in the ground -- dead!”

“So, will you or won’t you dance with the chief’s daughter?” 

Daniel furtively glanced over at the giggling

7-foot-plus warrior princess, adjusted his glasses

and said,  “Ohhh, I don’t THINK so…”

 (a/n from Shirl, which did you like the best?  Lol.

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