Title: Jack does Customs 

Drabble phrase:  ‘Oh, I don’t think so.’

 

Rated:  G

Word count: 100

Spoilers:  None

 

Daniel smoothly argued, “Come on Jack.  Nothing to it…

What?! You don’t trust me!?  After all we’ve been through…” 

Jack scowled back,  “Methinks you are sooo protesting too much.” 

“And meknowest you’re one big CHICKEN.” 

“I’m a full-BIRD Colonel – that’s the closest to CHICKEN  I get!”  

“It’ s the custom Jack…it’s not like you’re going to wake-up married…”

“Been there …done that… HAD the wrinkles to prove it.”  

“So you’ll dance with the Chief’s daughter?”

Jack stole another furtive glance at the 7-foot warrior princess

 who noticed and giggled back flirtatiously.

Nodding graciously, he muttered, “Oh, I don’t think so.”