If only he’d gone with his instinct and zat’d Daniel when he’d refused to

Title: Knobby Kozars

Drabble word: Knee

Spoilers: None

Rated: G

Word Count: 100

If only he’d gone with his instinct and zat’d Daniel when he’d refused to

shut up.

Yet, when the Jaffa had aimed the staff weapon at Daniel his only

thought had been to knock the stubborn Archeologist out of the way.

But of course, in doing so he’d taken the hit right in the knee.

Oh, for a pair of knobby, healthy kozars.

Old Doc Frasier was getting worried about their recoverability.

Now, Daniel’s guilt was wearing on his last nerve.

“Jack, they didn’t have chocolate cake – so I brought you some apple pie.”

Okay, maybe not his last nerve.

Title: KNEEL O'NEILL

Rated: G

Word count: 100

Spoilers: None

summary: a mission where O'Neill is feeling particularly obstinate... O'Neill?!! Hard to believe, I know. <g>

“Kneel Human!”

I refused.

Stubborn? Some would say.

Mule-headed? More would say.

Whacko? I don’t even wanna know how many would say.

“Kneel before your God or you will die.”

“Sooo not gonna happen, I didn’t kneel at my wedding and I’m not kneeling now.”

The flustered Jaffa shouldered his staff weapon and took aim.

I stared him down, wishing only for a good exit line.

Then a hand clamped my shoulder, pushing me down with 250 lbs of Teal’c behind it.

I felt my one good knee crack ominously against stone.

‘GREAT, a matched set of gimpy kozars.’