Title:  The Artful Dodger

 

Drabble phrase: EENIE MEANIE MINEY MO

 

Rated: G

Word count: 100

Spoilers:  None for the show. 

 

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The instructor’s pedantic voice droned,

“I cannot stress the importance of your decision-making processes.

The lives of your team depend on the correct course of action being taken.”

 

Suddenly he noticed the tall figure slouched in the doorway,

“Ah!  Here’s our guest speaker today. Colonel, can you give us

some insight from your vast experience?”

 

Uneasily the lean man answered, “Uhh... You don’t want to hear….”

 

“Please…Colonel.”

 

Really, you DON’T want …” 

 

NOW, if you don’t mind, Colonel O’Neill.”

 

“Actually it’s amazing how often ‘eenie-meanie-miney-mo’ works for me."

 

“Dismissed. Colonel!” 

 

In the hall, Daniel clicked his stopwatch, “New record, Jack!”