Weight: NONE OF ANYBODY'S BUSINESS
Height: 5'10
Hometown: Louisville, KY (a town with a real basketball team and COACH)
Trained by: The greatest minds at the University of Louisville
Titles Held: STUPID QUESTION, I'M NOT A WRESTLER
Finishing hold: If I really wanted to finish someone, I'd just put them
in a match with my head of security, THUNDER!
Favorite tag team partner: The Beautiful People, of course.
Toughest Opponent: Chris Draven (he sucks)
Dream Opponent: Vince McMahon
Favorite Hold: Anything Shane Matthews does in the ring.
Inspired by: Jim Cornette, Bobby Heenan, and Jim Ross
Years in the Business: 5