• 12/31/02 - Everybody's Tolkien At Me

• 12/27/02 - Happy F*@#&^) New Year

• 12/20/02 - Christmas With the Devil

• 12/11/02 - I'll Kwanzaa You!

• 12/3/02 - The Creature Walks Among Us

• 11/18/02 - Martinsburg Is Heck

• 11/18/02 - Free Money/My Neck Hurts

• 11/12/02 - Groovy Kind of Love

• 10/31/02 - Midnight To Six Man

• 10/22/02 - Bill Vs. Baseball

• 10/22/02 - Out Of The Frying Pan

• 10/13/02 - They're All Dutch To Me

• 10/11/02 - True

• 9/30/02 - 45 years, a million beers

• 9/21/02 - I'm Free

• 9/9/02 - Time Has Come Today

• 9/1/02 - Be A Strong Man

• 8/20/02 - Butterfly Men Are Free

• 8/15/02 - Don't Throw Stones

• 8/5/02 - Yuck

• 8/4/02 - My Head Hurts

• 7/28/02 - Scanners Live In Vain

• 7/25/02 - The Day Bill And His Dad Scalded One Another …

• 7/19/02 - They Call Me Lazy

• 7/10/02 - I00,8

• 7/1/02 - Giddy Little Mister Sunshine

• 6/30/02 - Will Frankenstein Never Learn

• 6/23/02 - untitled

• 6/16/02 - Thus I Refute Billy

• 6/15/02 - Dumb Ass Manifesto

• 6/9/02 - Alternative Sex Bombs And Slap Dick Idiots

• 6/4/02 - God Save the Queen

• 5/24/02 - Hammered redux

• 5/23/02 - Hammered

• 5/9/02 - Take Up Arms Against The Crown

• 5/6/02 - that smell

• 4/21/02 - MARTINSBURG IS HELL

• 4/21/02 - Death from above

• 4/12/02 - 12 gauge rampage

• 4/2/02 - Dinner and a Lizard

• 3/27/02 - Raleigh's Rag

• 3/20/02 - Why Bill Hates the Fucking French

• 3/17/02 - All About Bill

• 3/5/02 - Son of Hungover and Bipolar

• 2/19/02 - Hung and Bi

• 2/10/02 - Bipolar

• 1/29/02 - Hungover and Bipolar

• 1/18/02 - It's Back

• 1/8/02 - News, News, I Got News

• 1/2/02 - The Bad Idea from Hell